Gift ideas for your escort. From blue balls to blowjobs!

Blue balls or blowjobs, what will you get this Christmas? Well, believe it or not that depends on your ability to buy and give the right present to the woman in your life, escort, or life partner.

December is right around the corner and the most dreadful season of all starts for men all around the world: the gift season! Giving the right gift can make or break your relationship, no matter if is a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship, a husband-wife relationship, or a client-escort relationship.

Gift giving is an art form, because as a man, giving the right present to your lady can make the difference between getting blue balls or getting a blowjob!

So, keep that idea in mind next time you think of buying your favorite escort a present to show your appreciation for all her hard work (wink, wink, if you know what we mean). Choosing the gift that conveys the right message is a double-edged sword because if you choose wrong, you could say goodbye to that role playing you’ve been dying to try with your dear escort, or to that mind blowing blowjob or to that fetish of yours that you wanted to make a reality.

But there are a few types of presents that are always, and we mean always, a winner, because it conveys everything important: wealth, status, and everlasting luxury!

1. Jewelry

You can never go wrong with jewelry, and maybe that’s why jewelry are the most purchased items by men to give to their escorts and mistresses. But that doesn’t mean you can just go and buy any kind of jewelry. No, you need to follow the rule of 3: it must be gold, it has to have precious stones, it must not be personalized!

If the first two rules may be easily understandable, let us explain the third rule. A gift, when offered to a lover, mistress or escort must never be personalized because it must be an object that she can eventually use to exchange for money if needed. So, even though you might think that personalizing the piece of jewelry you are offering is a nice, romantic gesture, keep that for your fiancé, girlfriend, or wife.

2. Luxury lingerie

When we say luxury lingerie, we are talking about Agent Provocateur or Victoria’s Secret type of underwear. And why is luxury lingerie a great gift to offer to your favorite escort? Because it means one less expense from her behalf.

High-class escorts invest regularly in luxury lingerie to keep their high standards, but such items are never cheap, so by the end of the year, buying lingerie is a major investment for any top companion. By getting her some luxurious lingerie not only do you get to enjoy it in bed, but she can also cut her investment in such items, from her monthly expenses.

3. Watches

Watches, just as jewelry, are an investment for any escort, as long as you don’t go for the cheap ones. Watches are jewelry pieces that are a sign of status and class.

As a rule, always go for timeless designs, the ones that will stand the test of time so that the escort will be able to wear it no matter how fashion trends are changing. If you want to make her feel really excited try choosing a rose gold watch because that is what is best preferred this year by high-class ladies.

4. Handbags

What woman doesn’t love a beautiful, designer bag? Yes, handbags are always loved by escorts because is something that they can use daily to elevate their look and to make them feel confident whenever walking in a room. Go for LV or Hermes and you will never be wrong.

5. Tech items

Technology is on the rise and any escort would love to receive a tech item for Christmas, especially if that item will help them in their business, to check their profiles, their websites, the emails, and answer in a timely manner to all client’s requests. So, try buying your escort a fancy iPad, and to make it even more special accessorize it with a gorgeous Chanel cover.

With any of the gift ideas mentioned above you will not go wrong and your lover, mistress or escort will adore you for it. So, if you choose wisely, this Christmas may be the blowjob season for you!