Horny In London? Here’s How You Can Solve That

London is one of the places to be if you’re a guy and hungry for some skin on skin action. If you’re already there and you want to have some fun with gorgeous ladies who know how to satisfy a man, you can always try out something really special. Want to know what we mean by that? Fetish spots and swingers clubs, of course! Anybody who’s anybody is a fan of one of these sweet activities. They’re not for the romantic at heart, though, so you should go into it with a little more body and a little less heart, gentlemen. Leave the roses at home and let yourselves be swept away.

If you’ve never been to a fetish club or a swingers’ one, you’re probably armed with a lot of questions. What rules do I have to respect and what am I allowed to wear? Will they let me bring my own drink or a companion? London clubs are all different and each of them has its own set of rules. We’ll start with the ones that offer swingers something to talk about!

There are so many swingers’ clubs in London that you’ll simply have no time to play in all of them. You’ll find some really cheap ones (as in, not worthy of your time), but you’ll also never want to leave the really fabulous ones. One of the great ones is called Caravan Swingers and it's located in East Midlands. Another amazing one from the same area is the JayDees. Liberty Elite and the attic offer an unforgettable experience, too. Before you go there, make sure you’re clean (take a shower) and well-dressed (smart casual is a winner, but it’s recommended to check the club’s website and see their dress code well ahead). Second rule: always be polite, flirt and generally make an effort to be liked enough to have fun later on.

Are you a fetish fan? Then Club Rub, Toppers Club, Torture Garden, Rubber Cult and Club Subversion should be the top fetish clubs you try out while in London. These last two venues are always happy to welcome people who are new to the whole fetish world. Read their newbie policy and you’ll find answers to many of your questions. If you don’t want to throw yourself in such an event, begin with a munch. What is a munch? A meet and greet where you can get to know folks with same tastes in sex. Club Rub is one of many which organize themed events on the regular. If you’re into a certain kind of fetish, look and see if they have something for you in the near future. Great, so you’re going to a fetish club for the first time ever. Some of the most important dos: check out their official websites and rules, then don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’ts: don't forget to be polite and don’t just jump in on couples who have sex just because you want a bit of the action, too. First and foremost: be absolutely sure you want to be in a fetish club.