Keep this Easter Egg-tastic!

Buckle up and get ready for some busy days ahead! Pull out the naughty bunny costume, wiggle that fluffy tail, and hope for a 24-carrot holiday, with lots of bookings and satisfied clients, that are ready to pay extra, just to wash off the family drama, and be reminded that’s no-bunny like you.

Too many Easter jokes? Sorry, we can’t help it. This Easter is too damn egg-citing!

But look out, because holiday tends to get all that’s worse in people, and clients may be extra needy this time of the year, due to social pressure to celebrate a certain way and have different plans, family expectations that tend to get higher, extra expenses that are burdening our wallets and the hectic schedule that get’s all of us out of our normal routine.

So, how can YOU, as a professional escort/companion/provider, stay sane this Easter Holiday, all while offering your clients some memorable experiences?!

Have a plan and stick to it

Think of what your goals are for this Easter days. You want to spend them with family or friends; you want to work full time and dedicate Easter to your clients; or maybe you want a little bit of both? No matter what you choose, the important thing is to own your decision and don’t have a change of heart in the middle of the holiday.

By deciding what you want to do for Easter, you won’t have second thoughts or regrets. So, if you plan to spend these free days working, don’t overthink it or regret it. This is your goal, to work and make money, so there’s no way back.

This also applies to spending Easter away from the escorting life and just be with your family or friends, or why not, alone in the comfort of your own house. Stay true to what you’ve decided and don’t start thinking of the money you could have done or stuff like that.

If you want to do a split Easter, with both work and “you time”, make sure to set up a schedule, put boundaries and stick to it. So, make time for holiday preparations and then see how many hours you have free for bookings, and respect that timetable.

Do something different

To shake off the rut that’s inevitable to appear in your escorting life, try to spice things up a little and do things different. It may do some good to you too. Prepare some funny, sexy outfits that you wouldn’t wear on a regular basis, have some treats for your clients – carrots, carrot juice, biscuits shaped as bunnies, whipped cream, to underline that this is a special type of date, put some music, set up a mood. This way you won’t feel so down about working during a holiday.

Have low expectations

As we’ve said before, during holidays clients tend to be needier, crankier, or moodier. So, have low expectations and try to take some time to look at your date and discover what he really needs to feel better.

Some seem to need a good hug, some attention and more of a girlfriend experience, others are so tensed that only some wild, passionate sex would do the trick for them, while others are looking for that special treat, and here you can come with the new factor – a costume, role playing, some ice/warm blowjob game (that thing where you put an ice cube in your mouth and go down on your date, all while switching with something warm, to make the sensation even more intense).

If you have low expectations about how your day will be, you might just be surprised when you’ll see at the end of the day that it wasn’t all that bad.

Don’t overdo it

You are just a human being; you can’t control everything and make everything work smoothly. What you can do is have normal expectations and accept your loses when they appear. You can’t be the perfect host of an Easter dinner, make the perfect meal, have a shinny house with not a glimpse of dust, look stunning and have a cheerful disposition, all after three or four escort dates!

Don’t do that to yourself, don’t work till exhaustion. Remind yourself that life is not perfect, is not a perfect movie scene. Life means screaming when you feel exhausted, having a messy house, serving a slightly burnt roast, dealing with a crazy client and so on. And that’s fine. Expect it to be like that and you will be fine.

There’s no bunny like you, remember that!

Stay egg-tastic and have a Hoppy Easter.

(ups, we’ve done it again with the Easter jokes :D)